This week’s South Park episode (season 14 episode 9, “It’s a Jersey Thing”) will focus on the state of New Jersey’s aggressive expansion across the United States, led by Pauly D, Mike “The Situation,” and the Jersey Shore crew. What can we learn from the commercial previews? Watch South Park Jersey Shore Episode now!
New Jersey believes it is its manifest destiny to take over the land that stretches to the Pacific Ocean.This statement sound very ineteresting. This only implies that we need to watch now!
Why? Probably because the state’s residents are more gymmed, tanned, and freshly laundered than the rest of the country. From Randy’s map in the preview we can see New York has already been taken over. So what state left has a chance of stopping them? Probably, California due to its size, abundance of UV, and the Venice Beach muscle heads. Let’s hope the battle isn’t stopped in Colorado so it can reach the final frontier.
Why? Because you’re a grenade, a stalker, or you’ve been drinking the Haterade most likely. As you can see from the screenshot, Pauly is leading the charge and The Situation is close behind him. But who are these others? It looks like South Park missed the mark on the girls. There are no blondes on the show, but it looks like the three most prominent female characters (from left to right) are supposed to be Snooki, Angelina, and Jenni. Okay, on second thought, Angelina’s likeness is actually incredible.
I don’t care that Ronnie and Sammie were left out of the preview, but where’s Vinny?? He’s an essential part of the crew.
We can trust that South Park will do a good job with these characters in the full episode. It’s nearly impossible to blunder. South Park and Jersey Shore are two of the funniest shows on television right now. Look out for the new South Park episode this Wednesday night (10/13) at 10, and check out our recaps if you’re a true junkie.
Finally, a rapper gets bonus points for doing something good. T.I. appeared out of nowher Wednesday to help police talk a jumper out of, well, jumping off the roof of a high-rise in Midtown Atlanta. Word is he talked to the man about how a person “can make it through anything.” We’ll see about that as T.I. faces a federal judge who may revoke his probation on a weapons conviction – all because he was arrested on drug charges last month with his wife “Tiny” during a traffic stop. Still, good job, T.I., with talking a man
from the edge. Maybe that’ll help when you approach the judge.
“South Park” rips “Jersey Shore”: Why did no one call to tell me about “South Park” lampooning “Jersey Shore”? I hear they turned Snooki into a Jersey Devil who carries an umbrella drink and a jar of
pickles. She also attempts to rape men (“Get her off me! Get her off me!”) – including Cartman. You can watch the episode here, but it’s so NOT SAFE FOR WORK! So … how did Snooki react? After the show, she posted a Twitter update that included the words “We’ve officially made it.” *sigh* Never had any
doubt of her class to begin with, did we?
Streaker gets stiffed, sorta: Remember the streaker who shot past President Obama earlier this week, only to be taken down by the cops and escorted from the political rally? He did it for $1 million – as promised by a billionaire Internet mogul. After reviewing the tape, the mogul said the streaker didn’t quite fulfill all the requirements for earning the mil. You see, Obama did not see the buff man running. However, the gracious and rich marketing-crazy man agreed to pay a year’s worth of the streaker’s rent and his sister’s hospital bills. It was the streaker’s “personal story” – all he wanted to do was pay for his kids’ education and his sister’s medical bills – that moved the billionaire. Lucky guy?
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